Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdomes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't.
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I'm still reading the second book so I don't know all the characters yet. I'll be adding them ofc
<3
I absolutely love this series
Remember: The Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42
Dammit I forgot about Milliways
ALSO
ONLY COMMENTS ABOUT THE SERIES ALLOWED
NO NUT JOKES
UNDERSTOOD???
Ok now who wants to hear some Vogon Poetry~~~~
This is an actual quote from the first book BTW
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdomes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
Fun fact: In "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", Vogon poetry was used as a method of torture. >;3